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21 as of November 13, 2013
I track the tag smileitsashlee

I need to learn how accurate this is for my life… Like… Everything is gonna turn out fine and I need to make my brain know this. Everything works out in the end. #okay
I have a grandma that’s cuter than yours. I asked her earlier to give me a quote to add to her quote board and she replied with… “Can I put my foot in it?”… On another note she missed the chair next to the turtle tank yesterday and fell on her butt… The nude asked her if she tripped over the turtles and she replied with.. “No they pushed me out of the boat”… So again I say.. My grandma is way cuter than yours. #grandma #adorable #iloveher
I just woke up from my nap and this came in the mail today and I’m so excited I can’t even begin to explain how much I love Hannah Hart and My Drunk Kitchen and I am so excited to read this and try some of these recipes… #mydrunkkitchen
I’ve had a migraine for two days now… It hurts so bad I really just want to cry.. Like all the time. #justpunchmeintheheadwithahammer….
Bought my dad a dirt coke because I #love him… #shareacoke
I work at a nursing home now so this is way more true than before… #mermaids #oldladies #iknowyoursecret
@olysteil I know it’s not diet but I’ll still share with you if you want!!!



Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal


(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via calumsweed)

I got high today. For the first time in my life ever.

There is a whole world out there waiting to be lived on and used and appreciated for its beauty and I just can’t wait until I can do all these things because nothing makes me more happy than going on an adventure and seeing untold beauties and just sitting and taking them in for what they really are. A life that lives without us, a life that is so natural and pure. A life that deserves more than we as humans give it.
It took a little editing buuut… #shareacoke #ashlee #iwishmynamewasonstuff #coke  (at i dont even drink coke… )
Grandma at the parade. She slept thorough it but loved the little bit she was there
I looked good today.